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Drive Me to WA Today!

September 30th, 2007

Western Australia Driving Adventure
Great Australian Road Trip



Large is not the word for it. Massive doesn’t cover it either. Gigantanormous might be a little closer to the mark, but unfortunately you won’t find it in any dictionaries. Welcome to Western Australia, where elbow room has never been a problem.

If you’re looking for the ultimate Great Australian Road Trip, then flying into Perth is an excellent first step. One of the most popular road trips you can do in the big WA is cruising up the enormous stretch of coastline to the north, stopping along the way to visit tiny towns, romp along beaches with no footprints, and burrow around mind-blowing national parks.

Gearing up and getting outta here!
The adventurous will be aiming for Broome and beyond, to lose themselves in the wilds of Kimberly, freaking out at the alien landscape of the Bungle Bungles before crossing the border and heading for Darwin. Those of us who like to shower a little more often will probably cruise along the North West Coastal Highway as far as the popular holiday town of Exmouth – possibly popping over to Karijini National Park (well worth a look) – before turning around and heading home.

Before you rush out into the unending horizon, make sure you’ve got a trusty car at the ready, able to take punishing distances, and equipped with life-saving air-conditioning. Not having a car isn’t even an option in a state the size of India, with the majority of the population clinging to the outskirts of Perth and south coast. So if you don’t have your own, grab yourself a good deal for a Perth car hire, chuck your luggage, stores of water and petrol in the back, and put your foot on the accelerator.

Need a car for your road trip? Rent one at Car Rental Perth

Cavorting up the coast

First stop should be the Pinnacles in Nambung National Park near Cervantes with random spooky limestone pillars standing silently in the sand, staring at you. Stay over in Cervantes or keep the wheels turning until you reach Geraldton – WA’s second largest city. If you’re a keen diver or like to snorkel, then charter a boat (or catch the seaplane) and check out the Abrolhos Islands, and have a float around the Batavia shipwreck. Just up the road (relative to distances regularly encountered in WA) is the resort town of Kalbarri with its national park – easily accessible by cars and walking.

Get back in your car and keep your foot on the gas until you get to the World Heritage listed Shark Bay. This unbelievably ecologically diverse area tends to be overshadowed by the fame of Monkey Mia’s friendly dolphins, but poking around the bays to spot turtles and serene dugongs can be infinitely as rewarding as an encounter with one of the bottle-nosed dolphins. Visit the Zuytdorp Cliffs and Shell Beach (where the sand is actually composed of – yep, you guessed it – little white shells). If you’re roaring around in a 4WD you can hike your way out to Francois National Park.

The next mandatory stop is Coral Bay and Exmouth to reward yourself with balmy year-round weather, and Ningaloo Reef, where you can’t splash around without bumping into a big underwater creature of some kind.

After this, it’s the determination of dusty traveler which will get you past the next many hundreds of kilometers, past the industrial towns of Dampier, Karratha and Port Hedland and on into Broome, the charming doorstep to the wilds of the Kimberley – one of the last great unconquered expanses of nature left in the world. It’s here you can throw around all the over-the-top descriptors you like: rugged, breathtaking, spiritual, bloody brilliant. But you’ll have to go there yourself. Save me from using up all my adjectives.

Beyond that, you’ve only got Kununurra and the Bungle Bungles before you cross the border and into the NT.

Need a car in Perth?
There’s a plethora of websites out there which hunt down cheap car hire deals and put them all on the one website. Just do a search on google for “car hire deals” or go to a website such as http://www.vroomvroomvroom.com.au who often have good Perth and Western Australia deals.

Drive Safe and Happy Adventuring!

Alyssa Betts
Vroom Vroom Vroom / Carhire
http://www.vroomvroomvroom.com.au

Outsourcing Companies

September 30th, 2007

Few topics are as controversial as outsourcing. This is understandable. To state obvious, jobs are a fundamental part of our ability to lead a happy and productive life.

Unfortunately, jobs exist within context of volatile global markets. growth of Outsourcing is result of developing nations reaching a point in economic evolution where y have skills to compete in higher-skill domains traditionally served by rich country workers. Same cost advantages offered to lower-level manufacturing are now being brought up value chain to software development.

In United States, a number of congressmen have proposed bills which would protect American IT workers from foreign labor competition. Fur more; though few are as overtly anti-trade as Dick Gephardt or Dennis Kucinich, it is increasingly clear those Democratic Party contenders for U.S. presidency view foreign competition as a potential winning issue in 2004 race.
Don’t deny that Western IT workers will have to make adjustments to accommodate new global reality. However, as I explain in this article, outsourcing is not jobs catastrophe its opponents make it out to be. Fur more, is a number of practical reasons to maintain an open market position which have ramifications for future health of Western economies. In short, like it or not, Western nations need outsourcing.

Don’t overestimate threat my first job as a programmer was with Price Waterhouse. My memory of that time includes a frightening amount of airplane food, as I made weekly round-trip flights to client destinations from my home “base” (at time, Dallas, Texas).

Reason for this was that Price Waterhouse assisted clients in creating custom software–and this required close interaction with client. Whole teams of developers would be flown to site to gar requirements, generate prototypes and write code. Real world Custom Development is often a trial and error process, something that works best when developers on-site can respond instantly.

Maintenance work, however, does not require such close interaction since broad outlines of application have already been laid out. This development was often performed off-site, reform, saving client airfare and housing costs.

Custom Software, even under best conditions, often must contend with “fuzzy” requirements. Likewise, most software is of ad-hoc variety, and often is “temporary” in that actual code written has a short life span. This means that most software will need kind of close client interactions Price Waterhouse provided to its customers. Such interaction can’t occur when consultants are sitting in an office in Hyderabad.

Fur more, people best qualified to work with American or European clients will be or Americans or Europeans, given shared cultural context co-nationals share with ir fellow citizens. In or words, most custom development will call upon local citizens, because ir ingrained “skill” at dealing with local clients cannot be replicated.

Maintenance, however, can be performed off-site, including at offshore locations. This was central to arguments made by Rahul Sood and George Gilbert in ir recent article. y noted that one of best way to use outsourced labor is as a place to offload maintenance tasks, freeing up domestic labor force for higher-value new Software Development.

Even so, this doesn’t mean that domestic IT staff won’t face jobs pressure. In long term, however, it pays not to underestimate power of software industry to create new jobs.

Rise in demand for software developers in 1990s was result of industry’s attempt to digest changes introduced by spread of Internet. Technology continues to advance, however, and it is my opinion that we have only seen tip of iceberg in terms of integration of computing power into our daily lives. I spoke of software opportunities created by adoption of RFID technology in a previous article, but also consider advent of smart phone technology, or even growth of wearable processing power (SPOT watches being a good example) to be areas for future growth and jobs.

Technological advances in se and or areas will drive demand for new categories of software, and that demand will pick up any slack those results from expansion of global pool of developers to include citizens of developing nations.

Lastly, large economies are often ir own biggest markets. Exports account for 10 percent of GDP in United States (which is currently world’s largest economy), compared to 43 percent in South Korea and Switzerland, 36 percent in New Zealand and 28 percent in France. This position is mostly a function of America’s size, at 300 million people, and its wealth, with a GDP of 10 trillion. As China’s 1.3 billion citizens grow in affluence, Chinese companies are bound to find that China is its biggest market.

As Asian economies grow, programmers are going to be too busy serving ir own markets to offer much competition for American or European software projects. It is in interest of Western programmers, refore that Asian economies develop as fast as possible.

Company competitiveness matters. Many who oppose outsourcing offer no alternative means to make up for cost savings missed by a refusal to outsource. This matters, because modern companies compete on a global stage. Unless every company in world decides to forego use of lower-cost software developers, companies that fail to outsource will make selves less competitive.

For more details please visit: http://www.tatvasoft.com/outsourcing%5C2005%5C05%5Coutsourcing-companies.html

Jim
Tatvasoft - Software Outsourcing Development Company
303, Naindhara Compalex, Bodakdev
Ahmedabad - India

MySpace.com Site Review

September 30th, 2007

There is a phenomenon quietly sweeping across the internet.
It’s a website called MySpace.com. In the early part of 2000,
MySpace.com purpose was relatively undefined allowing registered
users to store and share data files. After some growing pains
the MySpace.com site was revamped and has evolved into a popular
online community.

MySpace.com allows you to communicate with friends through an
interactive network of blogs, forums, groups, photos, bulletins,
emails, and user profiles. Taking the website to the next level
MySpace.com allows users to add profile pictures, hide your
online status and manage comments. In addition to their chat
rooms, the Instant Messenger allows one-on-one communications.
Presently Myspace.com has over 20 million user profiles that let
members post comments, rank profiles, view more pics and watch
videos.

Currently, there are over 3 million forum posts on MySpace.com
with an estimated 300,000 topics. On MySpace.com you can
download all types of music from alternative rock, hip hop,
heavy metal, classic rock, folk and jazz. You can also watch
videos from bands such as Nine Inch Nails to Chemical Romance.
MySpace.com free multimedia feature makes it one of the most
popular websites on the internet. MySpace.com makes it easy for
computer novice to layout customized profile pages without
knowing html codes.

MySpace.com has recently become a great place to download songs
from local bands, musicians and artists. Musical artists can
create profiles that allow them to post streaming MP3s. For
local bands this method has become a gateway to creating a
larger fanbase. The best part about MySpace.com is the “event
invite” feature that bands are now using to personally invite
fans to shows.

MySpace.com is a social network that makes it easy for friends
and family to talk online, singles to meet other singles,
professionals to network with other professionals, students to
keep in contact with classmates or families to search for
distance relatives.

Best of all every feature and functions on MySpace.com is a
free. So, whether you’re a guy or girl, an Ashley, Jessica or
Mike you too can setup your personal MySpace.com profile page.
MySpace.com is a great online hangout spot for you and your
friends. So check it out!

How to Select a Pair of Quality Steel Toe Shoes

September 30th, 2007

Many companies produce reports and articles of why their steel toe shoes are perfect, so I will give an unbiased opinion of how to select a pair of quality steel toe shoes.

You should consider the following 5 factors when buying steel toe shoes: Fabric, Durability, Sole, Flexibility, and Additional Features. I will go into more detail on each of these categories below.

Fabric: Different fabrics can make or break a shoe in a matter of months. It can also make you feel uncomfortable if it is not the right fabric. There are gortex like rubber, canvas like fabrics, suede, and leather. Leather has one of the best aspects for steel toe safety aspects in my opinion. They are easily broken in after a few days and then they fit your foot like a glove. Leather will not burn and ignite into flames or melt. If they are burnt or scuffed they can be easily polished and masked away. Thick leather is ideal and looks nice.

Durability: Is the shoe made to last a long time or is it just made to OSHA standards with a shelf life of only six months? What I mean by durability, is whether the shoe will last for two years of wear and tear before you have to replace them. Some shoes may look nice and can take a beating but after a few months the stitches come apart, the metal wears through the padding and digs into your foot, there are many things which can occur if the shoe is not engineered just right. Does the shoe have a steel shank? Is the steel toe area padded well and with lasting material? Will the shoe backing hold? And the sole, how long will that last?

Sole: This is very important and is more of a sub category of Durability, but merits its own category. First, there are two types of soles, those made to last a year or more and those that are not. I have seen shoes with holes showing in the sole after only a few weeks as the rubber begins to wear away and the hollow honey comb style sole bears forth. Literally dig your finger into the sole in various areas, if it bends easily and you can feel the air, it wont last very long. Although tougher rubber or thicker may not be as comfortable, it will last. One problem with worn soles is that they have a tendency to wear on one side only based on your walking habits. After a while it is dangerous to walk in shoes that are half worn, it can throw your back out, cramps, and more. One more health issue to avoid caused by cheap products.

Flexibility: Will the product bend. If the sole is so thick it barely moves, how well will the contours of your foot feel after an 8 hour day? Some shoes are so heavily reinforced with different materials that the backs never mold to your foot or the steel toe area just continues to dig into your toes? What ever it may be, bend the shoe, try it on. If you feel too much discomfort in a certain area, take the shoe off and inspect it, you might just find that this shoe just wont work for you. This is another key point, some shoes just don’t work for everyone.

Features: Are the shoes rated Electrical Hazard, Insulated, Waterproof, etc. There are many things to look at and it will depend on your job.

I hope the above information will help you to be a better consumer and avoid purchasing the wrong steel toe work shoes. Make sure you visit http://www.best-steel-toe-shoes.com for more steel toe shoes or boots related information and products.

I hope the steel shoe buying guide will help you to be a better consumer and avoid purchasing the wrong steel toe work shoes. Make sure you visit Best Steel Toe Shoes for more steel toe shoes or boots related information and products.

The Benefits of Having a Home Team Following Your Heart Surgery or Other Major Surgery

September 30th, 2007

It’s essential to organize a Home Team before you go in for heart surgery, even if you have little time before your surgery to plan it. On the other hand, if you have just gotten home from the hospital, don’t worry it’s not too late. A Home Team is a group of friends and family who are willing to assist you in your recovery following your surgery. Make a list of up to fifteen people, family and friends (but not your primary caregiver) who would be glad – even honored – to be called to help out. Pick a leader among these friends and engage her or him to contact the others about the tasks ahead. Set up a revolving schedule of assignments for your first three to four weeks at home.

Your Primary Caregiver Has The Most Important Role

Who will your primary caregiver be; your spouse, your partner, a friend, or another family member? In my new book, The Open Heart Companion: Preparation and Guidance for Open-Heart Surgery Recovery the following scenario is explained to help you better understand their importance: Suddenly your caregiver, your close personal ally, has the extended responsibility for all previously shared arrangements – nursing aid, household tasks, transportation, medical and social plan coordination. It can become overwhelming and too much for one person. That is why it is essential that you line up a supportive Home Team to pitch in. Your primary caregiver needs assistance and taking care of too. Once you are home and recovering, he or she is now “on” 24/7. He or she also needs continuing acknowledgment, appreciation and love from you. Plan to regularly express your gratitude. Find out how your loved one is feeling – every day. Though sometimes you won’t feel like it, remember to smile, and show you care and appreciate all that is being done for you.

Five basic tasks to assign to your Home Team

1. Dinner nightly
Some friends will like to prepare a home cooked meal for both patient and caregiver, while others can pick up a heart healthy take-out meal. Since the reality of landing back home means the primary caregiver has antenna focused on you continuously, your caregiver loved one will appreciate the sit-down break at dinner time.

2. Buddy system
During the many hours and days of convalescence, neither patient nor primary caregiver wants to feel isolated at home. Anticipate a buddy system in advance. Is there a friend who has been though open-heart surgery who will agree to check in with the patient regularly? Is there someone that the heart patient can call spontaneously? Many basic questions can be answered this way, by a friend or family member. Naturally, any substantial recovery question requires picking up the phone and calling your designated medical professional. Maybe you know, or know of, a former heart patient who also is a medical professional? Arrange chat times (perhaps twice weekly) with him or her. Primary caregiver and patient should also plan regular phone time with a best friend independently, to be free to let their hair down to tell it like it is.

3. Running errands
Who – friend or neighbor – would be willing to be counted on to run to the pharmacy or to deposit or pick up laundry or dry cleaning? How about someone who will shop for staples at the supermarket or buy a box of thank-you notes? Recruit a list of volunteers beforehand. It’s critical to have this in place to enable you to focus on getting well.

4. Housekeeping
In the hospital take-home instructions, there are very specific physical directives that must be honored while the sternum (breastbone) is healing. You are not to lift more than five to ten pounds for four to six weeks. As well, you are to avoid pushing/pulling activities with your arms, and also avoid heavy one-armed lifting for three months. This eliminates carrying groceries, carrying a toddler, vacuuming, shoveling snow, mowing the lawn, raking leaves – even wiping up a kitchen counter with a sponge can be challenging in the first couple of weeks. It is best to schedule others for regular housekeeping duties for at least four to six weeks and/or consider hiring a house cleaner for the short term.

5. Chauffeuring
An open-heart patient may not resume driving for six to eight weeks – until the sternum is fully healed. Because you don’t want to risk re-injuring the sternum should a passenger airbag need to be deployed, you might be advised to ride in the back seat using the shoulder seat belt. That said, you can ride in a car as soon as you’re home – to a medical appointment, to the store, to eat out. However, all these outings become a lot of driving for the primary caregiver, so line up chauffeur volunteers.

Recovering from heart surgery can be challenging, but with these tips and more tips on planning ahead found in The Open Heart Companion you can ensure that your recovery will go smoothly.

Maggie Lichtenberg, PCC, a recent open-heart surgery thriver, is an open heart coach to heart patients and their loved ones, a professional speaker, and frequently published author. To subscribe to her free online newsletter, Heart To Heart, send a blank email message to HeartToHeart-On@zines.webvalence.com. To learn more about Maggie’s free phone support group and other programs go to www.openheartcoach.com.

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Beauty Shop

September 30th, 2007

Beauty Shop tells the story of Gina (Queen Latifah) as she moves to Atlanta so her daughter can go to an exclusive music school. She finds a job as a stylist at a high end salon but after a confrontation with her boss leaves and opens her own beauty shop.

Beauty Shop doesn’t quite rise to the occasion as it repackages and regurgitates characters, themes and plots that we have seen before. It is one thing to tell a story that has previously been done yet bring something new to what may be an overdone but entertaining storyline and it is another to retell a story and not bring anything new to the table at all. Beauty Shop falls into the latter category and suffers greatly for it.

The main problem with Beauty Shop is that it is Barber Shop with women. From the plot twists to the characters inside the shop, it is the exact same movie as Barbershop except with Queen Latifah at the helm instead of Ice Cube. There is the funny, familial and penny pinching boss, Gina (Queen Latifah). There is the misguided, yet full of potential stylist in training, Darnelle (Keshia Knight-Pulliman). There’s the arrogant, know it all stylist who is a pain in everyone’s side, Chanel (Golden Brooks). There’s the novice stylist of a different race that can’t get any business, Lynn (Alicia Silverstone) and finally there’s the opposite sex stylist who is the only one of his kind in the salon, James (Bryce Wilson). Add to that the money problems, someone trying to take over the business and the possibility that the shop may have to close for good and you have the same movie, same story without any added flare. You even have the character that hawks their goods at the shop: in Barbershop it was a man selling bootleg CDs and DVDs and in Beauty Shop it is a woman selling catfish and monkey bread. The concept of being original must have never crossed the writer’s minds.

And once again I say, can we dispense with the gay stylists. That is a stereotype that can go to the stereotype graveyard never to be seen or heard of again…ever. Kevin Bacon, an actor I love does an absolutely horrible and I repeat horrible job playing Latifah’s gay and fascist boss. We can also dispense with “metrosexuals” the new overused and unfunny effeminate male stereotype that is going to appear in every movie where men are employed in what are typically considered to be women’s jobs. If so, I say please stop now before you make audiences suffer anymore then we already have at this new, unnecessary caricature. There was one of these characters in “Guess Who”, and one of Beauty Shop’s many subplots is trying to figure out if the only male stylist is gay, straight or a metrosexual which would be a cross between the two.

For positives, there were some laughs and the opportunity to see a shirtless Djimon Hounsou was almost worth my money, but overall Beauty Shop was unoriginal and a bore. Ultimately the question is — do you really want to spend your money on something you’ve already seen before. For me the answer is simple: No, I don’t.

About the Author

Tamika Johnson is a freelance writer and owner of PrologueReviews.com. To read more reviews by Tamika or to have your book, music or film reviewed visit http://www.prologuereviews.com

Turning negative events into positive experiences

September 30th, 2007

Turning negative events into positive experiences

Every day of our lives we are bombarded with negativity, whether
in our own personal space, or in the news media we receive.

Whatever the negative event, there’s always a positive side to
be found, and often it’s as simple as remembering to learn from
it. Sometimes, it’s having the good sense to be able to step
back and see the benefits which may come from the negative event
you just experienced.

Here is my personal experience of an episode which could have
got me down, but instead I found the positive side, and quickly
moved on.

One of my websites was hacked, and consequently taken offline by
my hosting service. I was making a little extra cash from
Adsense ads on that site, and my immediate reaction to it’s
untimely demise was anger and outrage. When my hosts weren’t
sympathetic to my pleas of innocence, I was starting to despair.

Then I changed my way of viewing what was happening. Instead of
seeing it as a terrible inconvenience I started to see an
opportunity. I had considered finding a lower cost hosting
service for months but had remained where I was for convenience.
With all the great web hosting deals available, the host I was
using were no longer competitive, now I finally had another
reason to switch, and save some money, and as the site was
offline due to the hacking, it wasn’t going to be affected much
more by the move.

So there was one good thing to come from an otherwise very
upsetting encounter, but while I was in a more positive mood,
something else came to my attention. The site had been left
largely unaltered for many months, while I worked on other
projects. As I was going to be uploading it all again, this
would be a perfect time to update and revamp the whole site and
trim some of the out of date pages. I had a new template I had
purchased for the site, so now was the ideal time to make the
switch to it.

The old site had also become a bit of a laboratory too, and had
bits of scripts,and parts of unfinished sites and experiments
left all over the place. Now all those would be gone without me
spending time to hunt them down and delete them all
individually. I could now upload only what I knew was being used.

Here I am now, and because of a negative event, the hacking of
my site, I have a faster lower cost, leaner website, and now
will be more vigilant as to what is happening on my sites in the
future.

>From now on, why don’t you try looking for the positive side of
every situation. It will always be more productive than moping
around dwelling on the negative aspects. It doesn’t take much,
just look for one good thing in all the bad you can see, and
soon all the possibilities will shine out like a beacon.

How to Find Sustain and Share Happiness

September 29th, 2007

Happiness- you can’t beg for it or buy it or even barter for it.
You can however create it and better yet sustain it. If you want
to be happier long-term make creating and sustaining happiness a
priority and apply the following happiness sustaining
principals.

Choose it The old adage, “people are about as happy as they make
up their minds to be” is true. Choose to live a life of
happiness. When you are not ask yourself why and begin to
irradiate your happiness block.

Be present now At any moment all we have is that moment. Putting
our attention on the past and the future makes it impossible for
us to fully experience this moment right now. One way to remind
yourself to be present is to take a deep breath any time you
notice you are worrying about the future or experiencing regret
about the past. Yesterday is your history, the future is a
mystery. This moment is life’s true present to you.

Make your relationships matter Your deepest, richest, most
profound happiness in life will come from Your relationships:
the people you love, the people your meet who touch you and the
people who’s lives you reach out to touch. The place where we
often make mistakes is we focus on the results we want rather
than the relationships that enrich our life. Put your
relationships first and the results you are pursuing second and
happiness will rarely elude you.

Acknowledge others often Adding acknowledgement to a
relationship recipe always makes it better. When we express our
appreciation to others we are telling them that they matter to
us and we are grateful for their contribution to our lives.
Every one can take in much more acknowledgement than they are
receiving now. Acknowledge someone you love for sharing their
feelings with you, tell your long time friends how much they
mean to you and acknowledge your partner for all the little
things. When you acknowledge others you are also acknowledging
to yourself how good your life is, that sustains your happiness.

Practice approval Part of what makes us unhappy is we do things
we do not want to be doing. Going to a baby shower for someone
your barely know, driving two hours to get there and the whole
time wishing you were somewhere else. If you are doing things
because of a sense of obligation or societal, family, or
community pressure you will be unhappy.

Decide that you are going to approve of whatever you do. If you
do something you have to approve of you doing it. From now on
instead of asking yourself “should I do this?” Ask yourself- “Do
I approve of me doing this?” Whatever you do make sure it is OK
with you.

Communicate your truth harmlessly Fundamental to your happiness
is being truthful about who you are, what you want, how you feel
and every aspect of your life. What is important to recognize is
that we have to develop the ability to say what we want to say
without blaming, shaming or making anybody else wrong. When you
are concerned with being right or placing blame, you are making
someone else wrong and that creates distance rather than
intimacy in your relationships.

Take responsibility for your thoughts and feelings and
communicate in a way that makes other people feel that they to
can speak their truth. This way all your relationships will be
more authentic and therefore fulfilling.

Ask for what you want Do not wait for people to make you sweet
offers, do not fall into the trap of assuming people should know
what you want. Ask for what you want every time you want
something and you will get more of what you want more of the
time.

Release judgement You deserve to live the life you want to live.
That and fulfilling relationships is what brings true happiness.
Allow other people the ability to live the life they choose
without your judgement and criticism. You can only control your
life, putting your attention on how other people ought to live
their lives will cause you nothing but disappointment and
frustration.

Don’t worry about what other people think One way to stop
judging others is to stop thinking about what other people think
of you. Trying to live up to other people’s expectations is
hard, never ending work. This is your life. You are the only one
who has to approve of how you live it.

Happiness is less elusive than you might think. It is also
contagious. One way to be happy is to be with happy people.
Share this information with your happy friends and you can all
support each other in enjoying long-term happiness.

Canadian Casinos

September 29th, 2007

Canadian casinos were legalized approximately 30 years ago, with the first one opening in the province of Manitoba. Many other provinces in Canada soon followed, as more types of gambling were allowed besides slot machines and bingo. Canadian casinos offer a variety of games; including poker, blackjack, roulette, baccarat, craps, and slot machines. The requirements to gamble in a Canadian casino include proving with a valid birth certificate as well as photo identification that you are 19 or over.

The province of Ontario has three large casinos, all operated by U.S. gaming companies, with the same amenities and attractions as the U.S., except for complimentary alcohol, which must be purchased in separate lounges. Casino Windsor, located south of Detroit, has 100,000 feet of gaming space, 3,000 slot machines, and six variations of craps. A unique attraction at the Casino Windsor is the “Big Nickel Mine” slot machine area, with a large variety of five-cent games. Another attraction of the casino is the high-limit area, with more games, restaurants, and bars. Casino Rama, located north of Toronto, offers 70,000 square feet of gaming area, 2,200 slot machines, and over 100 table games, as well as great entertainment. Casino Niagara, a 3-level casino across the Rainbow Bridge at Niagara Falls, is one of the most successful in Ontario due to the popularity of its location. There is over 90,000 square feet of gaming space, 2,700 slot machines, and 144 table games, as well as an 80-foot dome-covered atrium featuring nightly lightning displays.

The province of Quebec has several casinos, all smoke-free, such as the elegant Casino de Montreal, one of the 10 largest in the world in the amount of gaming equipment. The Casino de Montreal has a number of table games, the latest slot machines, and live entertainment. The province of British Columbia has the Great Canadian Casino – View Royal, with 35,000 square feet of gambling area and 435 slot machines, and the Cascades Casino, 50,000 square feet with 27 table games and 530 slot machines. In addition, the province of Alberta has several casinos, such as Frank Sisson’s Silver Dollar Casino, with 80,000 square feet, 22 table games, and over 400 slot machines.

The increase in revenue from gambling will encourage the legalization and addition of casinos in Canada. Favorable
currency exchange rates, high payoff percentages for slot players, and no Canadian taxes on winnings attract more
and more gamblers to try their luck.

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How to write funny ideas

September 29th, 2007

People are always curious as where do humorists get their wacky
ideas all the time. Once awhile you may hit upon a funny line or
silly joke, but to churn out an endless stream of funny ideas is
no joke(no pun intended).

So, where and how do the professional comedy writers do it? It’s
all up in the head and the deep secret is the thinking process.
The combination of creativity and imagination is the first step
that will lead your thoughts to the funny finish.

To be imaginative and creative, you got to let your mind wander
freely and illogically even to absurdity. Don’t be inhibited.
Many a times, the best joke appeared in the most unexpected
combination.

Here are five techniques which you can generate humorous ideas:

1.Incongruity - by pairing of opposites or contrasts. 2.Reverse
- by switching or reverting of situations. 3.Similarity - by
pairing of the same or similar things, person or situations
4.Words - by using puns, oxymorons, cliches and figure of speech
5.Switches - by using others’ideas only as a starting point.

These are the four essential elements of humor:

1.Surprise - unexpected twist to the ending 2.Realism - truth or
logic that can be related to or recognised 3.Exaggeration -
simple distortion to the extent of absurdity 4.Victim - the butt
of the joke